Dog Shit Anonymous
So I step outside to walk a dog in the rain (fuckin a, it figures) and so she leads me to her poop spot, because dogs have poop spots...during the day, one can avoid all the other canine fecal matter...but at night, in the rain, it is almost unavoidable. At least for a one Erin C. Bradfield anyway. Imagine naval combat boots with ridgey slots on the bottom riddled with dogshit that you don't discover until you are in your very own apartment. You're thinking - wouldn't the wet grass make it come off? Wouldn't the rain dissipate the shizah on your shoe? No, no, and more no. There was poo on the bottom of my shoe. I had to use water and bleach and dammit that sucked.
Just thought I would let you into my "it figures" portion of my world. Fuckin' A. I'm serious.
