people who fall asleep in my ethics class
Circle I Limbo

FOX NEWS
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

patronizing bosses
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

movie actors with a political agenda
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

The Pope
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

people who have full volume conversations in the library for 20 minutes about mormonism
Circle VII Burning Sands

sorority girls who say, "can you imagine? She never goes to the gym and eats whatever she wants!"
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

hypocrites
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell